NFL Star’s Off Season Routine Is The Most American Thing I’ve Ever Heard

The best wide receiver in the Chicago Bears, D.J. Moore, just shared his offseason regimen, and it’s the most American thing I’ve ever heard.

During the offseason, Moore says he just drinks Mountain Dew and smokes cigars. Moore made this revelation in an interview with fellow NFL wideouts Equanimous and Amon-Ra St. Brown for their podcast.

“You don’t exercise during the off-season, then? Without any receiver training? Nothing at all? Amon-Ra St. Brown, a standout receiver for the Detroit Lions, requested Moore. (RELATED: Andrew Yang Belongs in the NFL Commissioner’s Office; Set Aside The White House)

He also mentioned that during the off-season, he stays at Disney World. What a true patriot. Cigars, Disney, and Mountain Dew. With some apple pie and a Budweiser, this man becomes an actual walking symbol of America.

Moore just finished his first season in Chicago with a great year. Moore set career highs in receptions, yards, and touchdowns after joining the Bears from Carolina in the trade that saw Chicago hand the Panthers the first overall pick in the 2023 draft. He accounted for sixth-most receiving yards in the league with 1,342, so it’s reasonable to conclude that his offseason regimen is effective. Champion, keep going and let loose with the Dew.